mother-shipper:

vacuously-true:

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

outofcontextdiscord:

starwolfsdenofmadness:

chitterfish-deactivated20210730:

dyketango:

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like “made quesadillas” “spilled mop water all over the floor :(” “lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse” andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

cornysarthours:

Doesn’t matter who the real Dad is, I’m pretty sure he’s willing to shoot them both.

trix-or-treatz:

Saw post, had vision, blacked out, and then this was sitting in front of me. Enjoy

genderqueer-miharu:

*stumbles out of the rythm game covered in blood*

funky-bird:

funky-bird:

Trying to do research for writing is so dumb I’m literally on the Wikipedia page for rabbit

coratorium:

xaveria:

xaveria:

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we’re just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets

i read “polyam” as “polearm” at first and for a split second this post was about lording it over the fools who only have 1 tile of melee range

pixelephant:

midnakoopa:

these are my cats i STILL don’t have a problem

mantorokk-writes:

ibroughtyoumybullets:

i can domesticate him

I can make him feral

evanzzz3:

long time

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i watched the bear and now i wash dishes like there’s a sous chef behind me telling me to kill myself

camping trip RP happening in the tags

tyako89: